goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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supermodelgif:

Kasia Struss @ Versace F/W 2014

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richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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stability:

Finally back home and picking up a pizza 🍕👽

stability:

Finally back home and picking up a pizza 🍕👽

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wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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lavishandclassy:

My boyfriend and myself. who doesn’t love a little lilly and VV

lavishandclassy:

My boyfriend and myself. who doesn’t love a little lilly and VV